The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!
John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
Frank:No way! How did that happen?
John:Oh he pulled a Stanley
Frank:Dumbass!
by McRoot123 January 18, 2012
Get the Stanley mug.When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
Get the Stankle pumpkin mug.This person is tough from the outside but has a fragile heart inside. He lives in a world of his own just how an innocent child imagines a perfect magical world of their own. His heart is pure and honest and he speaks his mind. He can have a temper but loves and cares so much harder. His eyes say what his words may not always express. His smile touches peoples hearts, his charm is to die for. He is so hardworking that his success will speak for itself, hes a champion who never looses hope regardless of the dark times he faces in his life. He is a God giffted warrior who fights his battles with full confidence in his victory. A God giffted man whos love is like the galaxies, a never ending journey that continues for a entenity.
The man of my dreams is 'Stanley Rohail'
by 03&26 for life x January 31, 2018
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Get the Pack of Stanley's mug.A cunning euphemism utilised by newly dating couples, so that while it appears outwardly that they are arranging a casual get-together, in reality they are preparing a sordid, typically sado-masochistic, rendezvous.
by youslag7 August 7, 2011
Get the Stanley's mug.A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.
by James & Ann January 5, 2008
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