stalker killer ghost 

When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.

My ex boyfriend stalker killer ghosted me to my unknown aunts location.

stalker killer ghost by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022

stalker rizz 

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting

(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."

stalker rizz by marshieray February 25, 2025

Stalker's Poach 

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's

When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.

stalker time by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Side Bitch Stalker by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

Spoti-stalker 

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

Spoti-stalker by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012