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Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.
My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself
by Saab Guy 44 October 13, 2016
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Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.
n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.
by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007
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Fish Stab

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!
by The Seeker January 8, 2009
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Butt Stab

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another's anus... hard.
You keep winking at me. Are you looking for a butt stab?

That guy is walking funny. He must be a butt stabber.
by Baumtitz April 22, 2015
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stabbity death

The greatest one liner in 8-bit theater (that is used more than once) said by Black Mage (who is crazy awesome) whenever Fighter does something stupid (a lot) and angers Black Mage.
Fighter: *stupid quote*
Black Mage: Stabbity death!! *brandishes sword*
by The Kez May 15, 2005
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stabbing

1: (v) Slang for having sexual intercourse, usually from the male perspective.
Carlisle: Hey Edward, see that girl over there?

Edward: Yeah, what about her?

Carlisle: Well she caught a stabbing from this guy(points double thumb at himself) last night.
by GAMER GOD3331 April 2, 2016
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saab

SAAB 900 (SPG/Turbo):
The turbocharged model can produce over 210 hp, and was a pristine and powerful car back in the late 1980's when this much power was unheard of in a car with only an inline-4. Its top speed is about 140mph, and leather, a spoiler, a sunroof, power everything, and many other accessories were common, though not standard with the 900. The 900 was also the first car with heated seats and SAAB itself was the first to invent the turbocharger. Without the SAAB, companies like Porsche (depended on the turbocharger) would not have survived.
Whoever said they wasted the day driving.. wasn't driving a SAAB..
by Saab.net March 2, 2003
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