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Downtown Squid

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"
I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.
by Delicious D. Sweetness November 11, 2004
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squib

(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.
1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.
by Pox Voldius January 1, 2005
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roadkill: ight nigga thanx.
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your dress is squizito!
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'That shirt is a total squizbukit!'
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Squizzler

Female Cum, mostly found in vaginal passages; it is made by the body as a natural lubricant. Usually quite clear or white. Sometimes stringy and or gunky. If yellow or green seek medical help as there may be infection. Not to be confused with periods.
My squizzler is clear this week, no issues on the home font;
by R and A :) June 28, 2010
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Squizgram

"Squizgram" is a self-made word, but, makes a lot of sense. The word 'Squiz' means 'to have a small look' (or try) and 'gram' is derived from 'Instagram' where we post different things, therefore, Squizgram means 'To have a small look at the different posted things' like photos, videos, blogs, filters and stories etc.
You can squizgram this.
by Squizgram September 4, 2022
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