corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy August 22, 2008

squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Jamaican Squeeze

The art of inserting an object, or objects, in between one's anus cheeks. Although penetration is frowned upon a squeeze is

Meat took that pickle jar and nearly wedged it all the way up his butt hole. It was the perfect Jamaican Squeeze. Even Stan was thoroughly impressed with his patience and enthusiasm.

by Greasy Stan61 September 21, 2010

Squeezle

a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.

You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me

by Jeemsy March 7, 2011

Squeeze my Hog

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog

Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"

by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018

squeeze

a hug: display of affection in which the arms of one person are wrapped around the torso of another, with gentle constrictive pressure applied.

I am sad, I need a squeeze.

by melancholycoconut April 14, 2006

bat squeeze

"Bat squeeze" is a term coined by Mike Malloy, a progressive talk show host from Atlanta. He says that because he can't say bulls**t on the air.

Could it be...bat squeeze?

by Roy Dest May 17, 2009