When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.
by DonPitote May 16, 2019
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Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!
by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021
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by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022
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Man did you see that aquamarine squash?
Yeah! What was up with that?
Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?
Ha! No way.
Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.
Gotta love an aquamarine squash!
Yeah! What was up with that?
Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?
Ha! No way.
Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.
Gotta love an aquamarine squash!
by kj_isReal April 28, 2023
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