New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010

Spelt

Spelt is a complete sentence that means, "Put your seatbelt on now!"

Years of telling countless children, repetitively, to put their seatbelt, was condensed into a simple command, "Spelt!" "Spelt." or "Spelt it!"

Spelt it now Buster or I'm pulling over this SUV!

by Candycasa December 3, 2009

Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.

Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?

by Island_Spud January 14, 2016

Spratley

A small Raving kid, mostly likes bright colours. Give him a glostick and most probubly he'll eat it or throw it at a non-raver, to spread the desease.

Spratley jumped up the street with his bright t-shirt, listening to Hadouken!

by Chris Spratley March 8, 2008

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.

"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"

by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008

cry over spilt milk

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

by dirrrty chili dog July 30, 2008

Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004