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Sponge Blitz

The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 3, 2009
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spongebob and chill

Spongebob and chill is when two under aged people have sexual intercourse while watching spongebob. A joke from Netflix and chill...... And why would you chose to look this up?
Stupid child. Me and Lindsay did spongebob and chill last night

Friend . shut up your 10
by the omnipotent 1 August 11, 2016
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sponaugle

A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.

Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.

Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.

Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.

Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.
Man the sun is bright today, I wish I had a sponaugle.
by M Irvin June 3, 2007
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Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
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The Spongebob

When you shove a pineapple up your partners ass.
S- 'This pineapple has been sitting out in the sun for a while. You think I should chuck it in the bin?'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'
by lemonwedge12 May 2, 2018
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Spongebob Squarepants

the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.
by 251 whodi July 13, 2003
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songasm

song climax that makes you change your underwear.
aenema by tool... at 5:03.. i'm praying for rain.. i'm praying for tidal waves...
by turning blue July 10, 2005
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