sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Slobster

Someone who is a sloppy kisser and has crabs.

You didn't tell me your roommate was a slobster girl.

by Jelly Belly Greg August 25, 2009

SPODS

Stupid Piece Of Dog Shit, similar to PODS but a really stupid individual.

Dude did you see that idiot run that guy off the road?!? He's such a SPODS.

by no1sandman October 9, 2014

Spoost

A bruise, cut, or any other sort of minor boo-boo.

Danny made it sound like his arm was mangled, but it was merely a spoost.

by Sageindigo March 1, 2009

smoking spots

the act of smoking small 'spots' of hooch by holding a funnel of some sort over a spot of bud and squashing it with 2 red hot knives. usually heated up on an electric stove top.
generally gives you a more intense high and uses less.

lets start smoking spots, we are running low on weed.

by some kid from town March 9, 2009

Spoose

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".

Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.

by Caleb_W June 26, 2008

SPOTS

(v.) A type of calling or request in social groups for punishment or public show of discipline upon oneself. This term is especially used in fraternities by pledges to admit guilt openly so they can avoid dismissal and be only punished through a public disciplining in a way that is dictated by the aforementioned fraternities Pledge Master.

The origin of this term comes from the 15th century, when one would exclaim "SPOTS! SPOTS!" after they discovered they had smallpox, which is characterized by raised fluid filled blisters. Although the exclamation of spots by these individuals was done to elicit help, it almost always resulted in the public punishment by burning to death. This was due to smallpox being seen as a punishment from God in the time period.

Afraid of being expelled as a pledge, Timothy ran down the stairs of his frat house yelling "SPOTS! SPOTS!" after he spilled the mop bucket for the third time in a week.

by Harry Burgeuss May 4, 2008