the slopes

after smoking weed, there is a tired, lazy, dull sensation. sometimes you receive a headache, or you get sick, or you over all just feel like shit. this can be known as "getting the slopes", or "sloping".

dude, i got the slopes big time last night.

by andy philmoore August 3, 2007

Sloped

Someone who is beyond single and will forever be alone. Every time someone tries run up they give up and go back down.

“Aye you tryna go on a double date?”
“Nah I’m sloped”

by Lilolilly July 11, 2018

Slopez

A person who is extremely awkward.

Person 1: Oh dude look at that guy over there.. wtf is he doing????

Person 2: Dude thats a Slopez he's sooo awkward!!

by im black 69 May 19, 2011

slippery slope

getting heads from a female passenger whilst the car is in motion going uphill, then getting her to gargle the lovejuice and spit it out of the window at the top of the hill

ohh man i got a sick slippery slope last night in my new car

by yadirtygirl March 7, 2010

Pink Ski Slope

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.

Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!

by Matalan Man September 2, 2003

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

sloper

when you blow your load at the top of a girls ass and she stands up and it runs down her crack.

i blew a sloper on her back and it felt like the earie canal in her crack

by a-k 47 January 23, 2009