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Splince

The act of sexual activities and/or encounters. Anything or anyone sexy or good looking.
I am going to splince the hell out of that ass!
The way she walks is very Splincing indeed.
by ArchangeL4200 December 7, 2010
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lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...
i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!
by avaflava February 6, 2010
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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Sploinky Doinky

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"
by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022
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Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.
“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”
by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022
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'splodinity

'splodinity
The belief in a higher force or entity that 'sploded or continues 'splodin beyond what we perceive as the physical world.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Claire performed her morning ritual - "the prayer of 'splodinity" and rolled a couple of gunpowder kegs down the driveway.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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