Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.

I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty

by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019

shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

by d0gl0g June 29, 2019

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

Shitty nigger

The absolute worst of the worst they will steal your belongings and even rape farm animals. They smell horrible like pussy and bullshit.

Look at Chip and Rachel they are shitty Niggers. They sodomized the goats at the farm and stole everything from inside the house. You can smell them from here.

by Themez1 May 13, 2022

Sitty Kitty

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.

Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.

by KylieNykol October 3, 2020