Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.

Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.

"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.

430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 2, 2011

ecclesiastical spanking

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.

The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.

by sambarnes January 11, 2009

spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.

Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.

by Megeelin October 14, 2012

Spinning Fist of DooM

When an American teen jumps off a balcony in London wearing brass knuckles with spikes in them. As he falls he starts to spin rapidly, meanwhile an old British tart is sunning her self nude outside. The kids whirrling ifst of furry goes up her arse when she bends over to pick up a glass of lemondae. He tunnels up her anus then out the top of her head. when he comes out he is caked in shit and blood and the woman is effectively "cream filled"

Cream filled meaning he filled he insides to the brim with smoldering goopy-goopie cum, A.K.A KUHMME!

by Mrs. Hageman Eats Turds December 20, 2004