Drip-shifty

the mindset/dispositions one adopts upon ingestion of the psychoactive drug LSD, assuming that he/she is a cool dude.

I got straight Drip-Shifty at that McKenzie river kid! Yadadamean?

by Dj precocious cynicism March 9, 2009

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

kidney shift

What happens momentarily to a woman's body during heterosexual intercourse provided the man is "well equipped". During penetration the kidney shifts because of reduced space in the stomach area.

"smith I get swift wit the lyrical gift hit you wit the dick make you kidney shift...shhh
here we go here we go but I'm not domino"

Notorious B.I.G. - one more chance

by BLANKZ January 30, 2008

ABEG SHIFT

LEAVE MY SIDE,YOU ARE MAKING NOISE

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WISE,ABEG SHIFT

by TESHI April 14, 2022

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Spictalian

A person who has distinguishing traits, qualities, or properties of both Italian and Spanish descent.

-A term used by hipsters
-Could be of rascist concern

Sub 1: I started speaking to him in Spanish...
Sub 2: Why?
Sub 1: Well he looked it. It was a racial thing.
Sub 2:What else did he say?
"Don't worry I get that all the time, I'm italian and spanish, my friends call me spictalian".

by DDo11DeVi11 August 12, 2012

Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019