sphincter fidelity

the ability to differentiate between gas and liquid or solid matter which is causing an urge to be expelled from the anal sphincter.

After you reach the age of 50, you sphincter fidelity goes down and it's wise to go to the restroom to fart.

Jim got so drunk that he lost sphincter fidelity resulting in a nasty shart.

by Pelican Pete June 14, 2013

sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy

He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!

by nasty masty January 25, 2014

Sphincter dag boy

The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.

I thought old mate was a trust worthy work mate but he is just a dirty old sphincter dag boy.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016

Sphinger

V. To stick a finger in a sphincter.

Mindy was feeling kinky Friday night, so she asked Joey to Sphinger her.

by handle handler June 14, 2017

sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory

One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.

Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.

by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020

splinteredsweets

splinteredsweets is a person matching with hydrovisiion and overall has a good platonic relationship with hydrovisiion herself and is indeed a good person

“Of course splinteredsweets is gonna be hydrovisiions best mutual, they’ve had this friendship since 2021.”

by Hydrovisiion March 17, 2022