speedkick

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

speed leech

A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed

I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up

by Picaboshouse August 2, 2016

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

newn speed

when someone does something really slowly and inefficiently

i got 99 mining at newn speed

by helpless_ November 6, 2018

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015

speed trap

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

by Merc01` May 13, 2005

Speed Shit

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

by Galea June 30, 2006