spare tire

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

by Helayne February 4, 2006

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Sparnay

The act of striking someone, generally in the face, with your unerect penis.

Instead of tea bagging Jerry when he passed out we decided to give him a sparnay.

by Calgary Drew December 22, 2007

spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

Sparatic

Acting weirdly around your friends but you're low key being yourself so you give no fucks.

"Yo man Albert is acting so Sparatic"
"It's cool dawg he's just doing his thing"

by KiloWalt May 26, 2018

spare

a term used to describe someone that is rarely seen in their role, either an actor athlete or musician. Can be related in a spare tire in your car. Its always there but its never used.

Did you hear that new song by Chris Cornell?

No, that guy is a spare

by JimmytheGreek April 25, 2011

spare-sies

When someone has more than one of the same item, the other items become spare, thus making them spare-sies

Where did I put my spare-sies?

by SuperNaz April 28, 2006