When things instantaneously go wrong like a electric current, often causing confusion.
"Dude, the other day I was at this party that went sparatic; the lights went off, the cake caught fire, I even stepped on a dog that snuck in the house."
"Don't let that guy near that machine, he'll make it go sparatic."
"Man, I never thought fishing with your hands would be so sparatic!"
"Game of Thrones was so sparatic last night!"
"James, it's always like that. Stop getting on wikipedia."
When things instantaneously go wrong like a electric current, often causing confusion.
"Dude, the other day I was at this party that went sparatic; the lights went off, the cake caught fire, I even stepped on a dog that snuck in the house."
"Don't let that guy near that machine, he'll make it go sparatic."
"Man, I never thought fishing with your hands would be so sparatic!"
"Game of Thrones was so sparatic last night!"
"James, it's always like that. Stop getting on wikipedia."
a moment in which shit goes down in a dark room with music on preferably with a hot girl, depending on your sexual preferance; that makes that moment incredibly better than it was a few seconds ago.
"yo, me and juliet where having a great time in m basement when this amazing sparatic moment happend which made everything so much better."
"sparatic moments are the BESTT!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*