soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

soviet_demon_official

Most poggers tiktoker on the app

Do you watch soviet_demon_official ? Me too!

by anonymous monky man December 27, 2020

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Syvielsira

A demon who fell from the heavens. They thought the devil was awful but little did they know that Lucifer only needed some love

Syvielsira is an angel who found out the truth

by Xepher_ January 27, 2021

Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.

"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."

by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021