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Soccer Hooligan

Devotees of a particular style of British Ambassadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of Britain and in the pubs thereabouts.

Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.

These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.

Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.
The Chief Constable of Roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the British Soccer Hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their Italian friends.
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soccer fan

Guy:dude, that Soccer fan just beat up that riot cop!
by Menkehman June 21, 2003
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soccer mom

A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.
After receiving the soccer mom, my girlfriend knew her destiny in life.
by spiralhelix June 21, 2011
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Soccer Mom

Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.
Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!

Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!
by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011
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soccer cousins

Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"
Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"
by Skyyblueplaya December 6, 2015
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National kiss a soccer girl day

A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.
Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day
by Potatoman2006 October 26, 2019
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Extreme cupcake soccer

A game in which a cupcake is placed on a table with goals on each side. Then, you must take out your penis and begin trying to hit the cupcake into the opponents goal with your penis. Every goal you give up, you must take a shot of a hard liquor. If you lose (the winning score may vary) then the loser must eat the cupcake that was used in the game, after it is covered in the victor's semen. For girls who want to play, they may wear strap-on's.

The origin of this game is when two guys decided to make a challenge involving the most extreme of games, varying from extreme cartwheel game, to extreme gay chicken. One guy came up with this, and won the game when the loser of the competition, as well as the game mentioned above, refused to eat the inseminated cupcake.
Guy 1: Wanna play some Extreme cupcake soccer?

Guy 2: No, I always lose, and I hate the taste of semen!
by tehcowninja October 1, 2010
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