generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.
by dave May 23, 2003
by JDHiggs July 30, 2014
why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
by mike read August 13, 2003
by laurenslongstories March 19, 2010
"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"
by malkowankers September 03, 2008
Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 30, 2018
hippies or those who have dreadlocks, live on small islands, treeplanters and patchouli oil users that do not shower or continue to be unhygienec
hey tree planter, you have been on hands and knees in the dirt, its day 4, patchouli is fucking gross, stop being a soap dodger and have a shower, for fuck sakes
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019