Snead

A college by the name of Snead State Community College. That will waste 2 years of your life by offering classes you have already taken, aren't in your degree plan, stupid advisors that won't let you take more then 12 credit hours worth of class, or classes that won't transfer to another college without a large amount of yelling and banging your head into a wall.

Random Dude 1: "Where did you go to college?"

Former Snead Student: "Snead State..."

Random Dude 2: "What a waste of 2 years."

by JayGrr November 11, 2008

sneed

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

by keelo-b December 29, 2008

sneed

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

by PT_God April 21, 2005

snard

Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.

When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.

by dogsmuts April 14, 2008

Sned

1)Alternate word for "send" but used with more intrest.
2)An expresion of extreme shock or distate

1)You have a live version of Police Truck by Dead Kennedys? Oh sned me that.
Dont bother sending me the studio though
2)Holy sned! I cant believe that just happened!

by Will D. July 11, 2004

snead

To ridicule and completely humiliate the people you interact with at work.

"Oh, no, Carcinoma locked herself out of her office again."
"Don't snead."

by Shaquatawna February 20, 2009

sneedy

Adj.: 1. To be obsessive over a girl that obviously doesnt like you because youre a fag. 2. To pretend that you have a closer relationship with that girl than you actually do.

Person 1: "Why are you acting so sneedy man?"
Person 2: "Shut up dude she likes me."
Person 1: "Bro, all you do is paint your nails and try parkour. She hates you."

by Not Rachel haha August 26, 2010