Swaffle

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"

by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009

Snuffle

When an individual blows their nose into a womans vagina as to achieve lubrication prior to sexual intercourse.

I was really hung over from a night of drinking, so my mouth was completely dry, and my wife's vagina was comparable to the course sands of the Sahara. So I snuffled her.

by AngryMountainPig March 7, 2011

snuffleuffagus

Your imaginary childhood friend.
A pigmant of the imagination

Child: Mom me and my snuffleuffagus are going for a walk
Mom: But there is no-one with you son

You get me ?

by McGinnzer January 21, 2009

swaffle

The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.

by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014

flying snufflefaggotts

An animal that has a 12 inch penis with an asshole soo lose that their is anal leakage daily.

i want to have crazy sex with a lot of flying snufflefaggots

by christian klothur May 13, 2005

snuffle

The act of tickling ones foot while also having anal sex

Bob wanted to snuffle with Tim

by EpicFritos May 7, 2011

shnaffle

To win or obtain something by an enormous amount of luck. Usually at someone elses expense

Oh my god i cant believe that you have just shnaffled me out of that!!!

by Chris Hughes April 7, 2004