smother

what leah does to ross with her boobs.

"i'll smother you with your boobs again if you don't get off the phone ross", said leah.

by giudizio August 20, 2003

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

smothers brothers

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint

Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.

by Beard of Death September 11, 2005

A Slithery Snake

A Slithery Snake is when a baby snake climbs up a mans urethra and then pisses it back out and the snake says "I'm a slithery little snake!"

Lukas has a slithery snake.

by West Virginia Facts February 7, 2018

slithering

a flithering fuck who prancings around the malls and grunts and pretends to talk to people when he eats garbage

Who is that slithering goon?

by antonius April 9, 2003

sither-in-law

The sister of one's spouse who acts in a purely selfish and ultimately evil fashion, working to create strife within a family to their own ends, whether emotional manipulation, financial gains, or perhaps both. She has the same motives and machinations as the Sith, or Evil Jedi, from the Star Wars galaxy.

"I found out my sither-in-law has been actively seeking to turn family members against my husband and I, hoping that it will somehow result in her getting a larger inheritance."

by kitschicat August 29, 2012

shitherder

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.

My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!

by My First Googlewack July 13, 2006