smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

smelling the bread

‘ smelling the bread’ is a sexual innuendo for when an individual is given oral sex, mostly used for females

“hey dom im smelling the bread with your girlfriend”

“what the freak man!!”

by americanpie743838 July 1, 2023

Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.

Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.

by big epic chad July 30, 2023

smellanoma

A release of anal gasses so vile it gives you nose cancer

Dude,that fart gave me stage four smellanoma

by Word ferguson August 26, 2023

Smellanin

The stench that comes off of a bulldogs wrinkle, especially where it’s pink, that’s where it really stinks!

Nobody wants to smell the smellanin. Go lay down.

by d. ward. richards July 23, 2024

Shellen

ADJECTIVE: Colourful, bright, calm, collected,amazing, beautiful and positive

“That dress is sooo shellen!!!”
“You are serving some serious shellen”

by Kinglayer August 20, 2024

smelling like a rose

To be in trouble and/or tough situations, with everything and everyone seeming to be against you, yet you come out on top, no worse for wear.

I came out of it, smelling like a rose.

by Root Doctor December 14, 2023