Sharkboy

Raised by sharks, inhabitor and protector in Planet Drool, best friend, counterpart and most likely future lover of Lavagirl; he rides on a cool shark-like motorcycle, does kick ass martial arts and has quite a temper. Or in other words, Taylor Lautner pre-Jacob -- at his best.

Silly girl: "OMG Jacob is soooooooo hot!"
Awesome girl: "You mean Sharkboy?"

by i<3tay'n'tay December 20, 2009

Handsome Shark

An attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. Examples of known, handsome sharks are Michael Fassbender (His smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character Simon form the E4 series Misfits.
A handsome shark is sexy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy, he was so hot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he was a total shark"

Quote from Misfits 2x03
Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with Simon?
Nathan: Who’s dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tongue in his mouth!
Nathan: Ah, Jesus. Alright, alright. So I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! I couldn’t help myself. I love him.

by KrisaDraglos October 9, 2011

card shark

a skilled card player (no longer is the word necessarily pejorative)

A card shark was strutting his stuff at the other table.

by The Return of LIght Joker March 4, 2009

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Right Shark

A person who rigidly follows the rules and always does what they are told to do; a conformist; someone who is risk-averse.

The problems we face in our company require more than the typical right shark thinking.

by broneeho February 4, 2015

Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop

Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009