Get the slowfer mug.A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.
That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
by L. Bogert December 13, 2007
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by jennalyn olivia quaid June 30, 2008
Get the sloofer mug."Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
by Mike747 October 13, 2009
Get the Shoffee mug.the combination of scotch and coffee.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)
by coochanin October 6, 2011
Get the Scoffee mug.A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.
Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?
Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017
Get the Soffer mug.friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff
by Max Morgan November 10, 2007
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