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sleepy peepies 

peepies = eyes

so if you have sleepy peepies, then you have tired eyes
jasmine: I have had such a long day
Joanne: you look tired, you have sleepy peepies
sleepy peepies by Phoenixpotter January 19, 2023

Sleepy Driver 

Where person gives head while driving.
That girl looked like she was yawning like a sleepy driver.
Sleepy Driver by Air Horn July 5, 2009

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.
The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.
Sleepy fister by troutgold July 7, 2009

Sleepy Coon

See also Whorey
An alias of Whorey
"God, Whorey is such a fucking horrible person"
Sleepy Coon by Jonathan Blue August 2, 2004

Sleepy Fat 

When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.
Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!

Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!

(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?
Sleepy Fat by Mr Tockley October 23, 2006

Sleepy Horse 

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.
"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"
Sleepy Horse by Bree N. February 7, 2007