siffy

A siffy is a device made of solid material, generally flat, always toothed, and is used in hair care for straightening and cleaning hair or other fibers.

Also known as a comb.

Om my goodness, I lost my siffy. I must have dropped him in the bathroom.

by Emma_Doll January 11, 2009

skinflint

A sex act in which a man's penis is rubbed in a manner akin to vigorously rubbing flintstone to start a fire.

Guy 1: 'How was last night?'
Gay 2: 'Oh man....I went home with this chick and she skinflinted me like a pro'
Guy 1: 'You lucky F**K'

by sexykitten93 October 20, 2014

Skeff

(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight

A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!

by Babdale December 10, 2003

Skiffle

When a birds feet come real close to your head when it flies by

That bird just totally skiffled me!

by Ashley Flannigan August 18, 2014

SKILF

Scene kid i'd like to fuck.

That SKILF is so awesome!

by Scene queen from hell March 10, 2011

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

skiffers

Plural Noun. Extremely small testicles. Related to the nifkin.

Those tiny skiffers are a great match for your nifkin.

by gzill December 19, 2003