by BigDInTheHouse December 15, 2022
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
by The Original Agahnim November 05, 2021
So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
by A person who skateboards April 09, 2020
To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.
by Zachmo March 16, 2018
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 20, 2018
When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.
by BrokeBack Whale March 06, 2024