sidewalk slammers

When you drink half of a 40 and pour a sparks into the 40(Miller High Life is preferred) for optimal flavor. Taste great, gives good buzz. Cheap!

I had two sidewalk slammers last night and woke up naked in a field!!!!!!!

by Toby Levin January 19, 2008

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

sidewalk sissy music

soft rock, girl music, top 40

That sidewalk sissy music by Journey sux

by covert corpse August 11, 2009

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

sidewalkerism

A non-religion which conveys to believers the promise of a new toaster without actually delivering the item. An internet term referring to one of the non-rules of the non-religion, Sidewalkerism.

I had my haircut today, which I know breaks the rules of Sidewalkerism.

by swamplizard January 8, 2007

Wet Sidewalk

Fingering a girl, then wiping your gash juice soaked digit across her face after she climaxes.

I gave her the old wet sidewalk.

Ah yes - the perfect place for snail trails.

by n1gg@puhl33z3 June 26, 2009