fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.
Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!
by braglesnarples May 09, 2010
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sideways fillit o fish

to have an ugly ass outie vagina that has not been washed in two weeks. smelling some what like a fig!
i had sex with belle last night she was all the way into me! she would have been one hell of a mad root but she had the biggest, wettest sideways fillit o fish i have ever seen! it was a bit figgy!
by woot woot xoxo January 11, 2009
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got a little sideways

A term used to describe a mildly modded 13-14 second mustang coming out of the hole or around a corner, made famous by softcore.
cory: yea man I got a little sideways on that launch.
alex: REALLY?
greg: DAMN
art: thats a fast mustang
cory: it gets a little sideways
by alexander smith October 24, 2007
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suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs
annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah
by emma wyles June 13, 2019
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sideways russian jew buster

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.
by Unrealfeet February 22, 2017
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When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!
My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!
by Noresun2noAmy2 March 31, 2022
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