Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

by Red Earth January 8, 2011

Shovel Warrior

Shovel Warrior is a term used to describe a individual who used a shovel as there weapon of choice in a number of battles. With deadly efficiency.

OH NO ITS A SHOVEL WARRIOR RUN!!!

by Shovel Lord May 27, 2018

Shovel Warrior

A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010

Gator shovel

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)

Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.

by Papamitch04 January 2, 2021

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Shovel Pic

A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.

Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"

Girl: "kk bb ;3"

by Austin21B September 4, 2018