Shottingham

Also known as Nottingham but named "Shottingham" due to being the capital city of Gun and Knife Crime.. also known for tits fanny and forest (Nottingham Forest)

Girl on tinder:Where are you from?
Me:Shottingham!
Tinder: oh no, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest on our date!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

shootingstar press

there is a kind a flip called a gainer were you back flip forward instead of flying backward your feet go forward and your body back flips forward often done running or in to pulls the shooting starpress is a pro wrestling move in wich you gainer only to your stomach and land on the person your wrestling usely done from the top rope thoug some (jonny nitro /amazing red/sonjay dutt/)have manged to do it from the ground level

holy shit kidman just shooting star pressed the holy crap out of shannon moore

by xion May 7, 2005

shooting X's

The condition in which a man impregnates a woman resulting in only female children. Since female sex chromosomes are XX and males are XY, the sex of the fetus is determined from the male sperm. Hence, shooting X’s.

That family has 9 children and they are all girls? The husband has to stop shooting X's

by hakkan May 28, 2006

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

drive-by shouting

When a passing motorist yells insults at a pedestrian as he drives past him.

Some jock just pulled a drive-by shouting at the punks on the corner.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009