Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

by JV May 13, 2004

reality shifting

the scientific term for this is quantum leaping or quantum jumping. this is the the moving of your conscious mind to an alternate reality through the use of manifestation and quantum physics. many will say it is just lucid dreaming but it is very different. many people use this to go to hogwarts to date draco and it has become a huge trend on tiktok. be careful because a lot of people spread false info. yes it is real and yes it is possible. the cia released documents on it in the late 1900's so it has been a thing way before it was a trend. please do your research and don't go discouraging others if you don't believe in it.

person 1: "i cant wait to reality shift and go to hogwarts"

person 2: "isn't that just lucid dreaming?"

person 1: "no silly, when you reality shift you are going to a real place! reality shifting is the movement of your conscious mind from this reality to another"

by simpforcedricdiggory November 6, 2020

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.

Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.

by Zorba November 13, 2003

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

shixting

texting on the toilet while shitting

"What were you doing with your phone in the bathroom?"
"Shixting"

by chels313 May 5, 2010