Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017

ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

by CSCC September 30, 2010

Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

Tub-shitter

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.

What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!

by GreatD2 May 2, 2006

shithead

1. A narrowminded or ignorant waste of food, water, and air who usually is inpolite to those with seniority and/or is soveriegn; smacktard; bigot

2. One who is not intelligent enough to use a coherent insult and therefore uses insults such as gay, nigger. They usually can't even piece these together to a half decent insult.

That shithead thinks furries fursuit and screw each other.

"I will go to a game where I am a complete newb and be disrespectful to veterans! I think I shall call them 'Sheep fucker wannabe nigger jew lizard'."

by Berkie April 10, 2004

shitted on

when somebody makes fun of you and/or constantly talks down on you or your crew.

If you got some fake ass Air Force's on like those FUBU shitz and somebody makes fun of them then somebody could be like "You got shitted on!!"

by rocaboy June 1, 2006