Shinsou Kinnie

A hot, sleep deprived, cat lover. Caffeine is your best friend. How's your abandonment issues going? Ya'll are still searching for a fucking Denki kinnie, and you're failing.

Person A: Oh my god, they look really tired. Why are they also kinda hot though?
Person B: They're probably a Shinsou kinnie, dude.

by Shinso Kinne October 20, 2021

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

alcohol induced drippy shits

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Shinsou Hitoshi

An adorable sleep-deprived boi with MANY fan girls. Also pikachu is very gay for him 👀👀

Bakugo: have you heard of Shinsou Hitoshi?
Kirishima: Ohhhh yeahhhh
Kaminari: The hot one? ‘No homo’ tho-

by Shinkami_gae April 15, 2020

Rippin Shits

A fart so nasty a person should have to check their shorts afterwards.

"bwwwpopoooommmp" . . . Dude are you rippin shits over there? You better check yourself!

by BigTime4285 March 5, 2009