shit on a shingle

(n) An African-American or East-Indian Roofer

"Look at all those niggers roofing! Talk about shit on a shingle!"

by Osama Bin Jensen April 20, 2008

shit on a shingle

The food they serve at Lower Dauphin High School

Whats for lunch? Shit on a shingle!

by Kumaru March 9, 2008

shingle cunt

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.

I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.

by nona renee October 26, 2004

Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010

Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

Shingle

Thick pizza that is very well done and is tough to chew. Therefore when bitten into it has the same affect as bitting into a shingle, hence it's name.

"Whoaw, what's wrong?!"
"Wow, that pizza was tough to bit, it was like bitting into a shingle!"

by SeanBean December 28, 2005

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003