Shevaun

A sexual position which requires two people, two garden gnomes, a midget and three strips of bacon.

Oh baby, i will shevaun you tonight

by thefudge August 12, 2012

Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

by FTM2009 June 29, 2009

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Sevar

A slightly weird, mythical creature. Although small like lephrecauns and goblins, it usually hogs the space around itself. It has difficulty with co-ordination and logic. Not very funny. Basically, one of the less-privilaged creatures of the wood.

Whats she doing? Why is she being so weird and disorientated around everyone?

Ohhh, shes just being a Sevar

by Rolo398 June 1, 2009

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Shemarrie

A sexygirl that has a big round but. You will love her so much, and you will want to do her!

Shemarrie Clark is a sexy girl!

by A boy that loves Cute Girls! June 8, 2018

tré shepard

the best rapper filmmaker, and person in the whole world.

yo man, I wish I could just be a tré shepard, ya feel?

by tré shepard December 2, 2016