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cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!
by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010
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Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.
"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"
by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009
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shafat

when you're down so fucking bad that even the word simp can't define how down bad you are
god, that guy is such a shafat, he keeps going back to her even though she cheated on him 15 times and had 4 babies with 4 different guys.
by gopark February 24, 2021
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seaford, VA

This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!

But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)

It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?

Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!

Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.

Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
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Shafed

To get Shafed can be many things. It can be being forced to smell someones asshole. It can be being burned while sitting around chillin in your shop. It could also be being hounded by the biggest Goddamn stickler in the fuckin' place tellin you how to do shit. To get Shafed is the lowest of lows. If you resist the Shafe, Barcus, his loyal henchman, will make you get Shafed like none other.
Dammit, I was just sittin around until he came in, Fuck, i just got Shafed like a mother fucker!
by Joe Navy October 17, 2004
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a seafish

meaning to be joking or silly, not serious. A facetious pronounciation of "facetious."
Oh, I see, you're just being a seafish.
by dbmyrrha November 4, 2006
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shafe

The act of aquiring large amounts of monarch butterflies and freezing them in a one gallon zip-loc bag
"I had to call in sick because when the butterflies started to migrate I needed to shafe all week"
by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003
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