Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Shag for roof

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.

I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.

by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

by charliemofo August 30, 2014

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Shag-a-rific

Some one who is worth getting in bed with. Fuckable. Male or female. If a male is Shag-a-rific, they most likely have a large 'love loaf'. Once you have them in bed, they are guaranteed to be absolutely amazing and have a great 'shag'.

Girl- Do you see that guy over there? He is definitely Shag-a-rific!

Friend- DAMN! I agree, I bet he also has an amazing Love Loaf. *wink.wink.*

by svnnshhernandez July 24, 2010

shag cap

A cap that will on sit upon the head of those who are not virgins or those who are secret freaks

Omg look at my shag cap

by Shutters October 28, 2019

Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

by HairyGooch February 1, 2018