secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005

Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

secret slut

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.

Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!

by pifsda October 3, 2009

secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.

"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

by RacheRache May 16, 2018

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it

Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed

by Mike from school December 8, 2004