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Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.
'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"
by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018
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Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.
Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.
by lily809 April 13, 2010
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season 2

Person 1:how long is the wait till season 2

Person 2:A LONG FREAKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!
by HI IM JIMMY January 31, 2014
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Senior Season

The Spring Semester of college in which you try to only hook up with seniors; they will be graduating and leaving soon, so they won't bother you with calls, texts, or feelings.
Girl 1: I kind of want to hook up with him, but I think he might like me or something...
Girl 2: It's senior season; hit it because he'll go away soon!
by suckittrebek12 November 10, 2011
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Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.
When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.
by CJ Natoli January 6, 2007
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Haircut Season

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.
Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season
by mrjames81 December 8, 2009
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Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season start?
by Polaker September 7, 2007
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