scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

Satchering

Using your phone for long periods of time when there are people to have a conversation with.

Hey, what's James doing? Oh don't mind him, he's just Satchering. Even if you did talk to him, he wouldn't hear you.

by Peepee23 June 1, 2015

spatcher

Dude with THAT DICK

You ever been slung a fat 8" cock? Oh yeah he was Spatcher!

by Atxbmw September 15, 2022

scratchurbate

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.

It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.

by Tiasdad October 14, 2022

Flicker Switcher

Another name for a television remote control. With the flick of a button you switch the channel.

Hey, can you toss me the Flicker Switcher?

by Boldmama February 4, 2010

Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

by Penywagger December 11, 2010

buddy snatcher

A person you introduce to your friends, and then that person becomes better friends with your friends than you are, thusly replacing you in the friend chain.

Oh my sister, she is SUCH a buddy snatcher...it happened AGAIN

by ca-mermaid April 6, 2011