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scroat lobes

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum
"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"
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scrodpiece

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.
"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."
by Gerivan January 8, 2010
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scrotund

an adjective describing a large, plump sack of testicles.

Derived from scrotum, from the Latin "scrotum", and rotund, from the Latin "rotundus".
His scrotund sack of man-jewels was impressive, to say the least.
by Scrotey McNutt March 4, 2010
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scrotummy

1. The feeling in your stomach after being hit in the scrotum.

2. The dull pain felt in your tummy after blunt trauma to the testicles.
1. Yo, i've got some severe scrotummy after that football tagged me in the balls.

2. After you slapped me in the junk, I'm feeling that scrotummy for real.
by ryanapplebaum June 1, 2016
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Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.
"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"
by CrispyFetus January 14, 2019
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scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.
My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.
by Matzahberg March 21, 2020
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Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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