Schmidiot

N. someone possessing the quality of insane idiocy. not only are they ridiculously stupid, they are so stupid that when you call them an idiot, you feel the intense need to add another sylibil in order to convey their idiocy to them.

this word may also be abreviated into "schmid".

1) Bill - "wow, i didn't know that The Hills was actually scripted and not a reality show at all."

Ted- "Really, Bill? Everyone knew that. You're such a schmidiot."

by Tayloptimist July 7, 2011

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Schmitt

A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.

Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.

It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.

A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

10 MINUTES LATER

A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-

A MONTH LATER

A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.

A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

THE CYCLE REPEATS

by Teffe October 22, 2020

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