Schargoyle

A carved or formed statue, grotesque, or chimera depicting a scholar or other highly esteemed individual in the academic world. Schargoyles are placed near the eaves of a library (or any other structures of advanced learning) to convey knowledge off the roof and away from the sides of the building. They have also been used as decoration in many esteemed universities.

The schargoyle kept a stony vigil from the roof of the library.
Brad would often stop to glance at the many schargoyles that perched high above on their learned precipices.

by The Grigori January 11, 2015

schlarmy

Seedy, creepy, not upfront

He was a very schlarmy character, always up to no good.

by T~Ann August 20, 2016

Schlarg

Another name for an ecigarette. Or vape if of the hipster speaking kind.

Yooooooo you look at this new schlarg I just got, wanna take a huge hit of it? Be careful though it hits super hard man.

by Girth master December 21, 2016

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

Schmackable

A sandwich similar to the classic PB & J, replacing the "PB" with human feces.

My sister loves my Schmackables. Too good!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

scharkinger

The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

by Scharkinger April 29, 2018