the act of taking a steaming dump on your partner's chest and then smearing it in with hands and/or toungue while moaning. See also:hot carl
i took a steaming dump on deena's chest and massaged it into her breasts with my hands and then licked my fingers
by PoopMonkey May 4, 2003
Get the scat mug.1) A type of jazz singing involving use of short (usually one syllable) words that aren't actually words, like a kind of filler.
2) Sexual activiy relating to or involving faeces
2) Sexual activiy relating to or involving faeces
by moonsky29 November 22, 2006
Get the scat mug.My boyfriend sniffs dirty diapers and gets horny off the aroma of fresh warm poop. He's my big scat daddy.
by Rick Roberson August 4, 2010
Get the scat daddy mug.When two or more people shitting on each other for fun get a rash from the sheer onslaught of runny hot shit all over their face.
'Andy seriously regretted taking Megan out for a curry after he went to work with scat rash of the cheek'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
by popthecorksurf19 March 8, 2009
Get the Scat Rash mug.A Scat Wank involves the "wanker" convering their penis and testicles(maybe even whole body if desired) in faeces. Then they should "rub one out" so to speak with ones fallus covered in excrement.
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Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
by Spongy_Liver November 25, 2007
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that shit be nice asf wassup b i gotchu homiesexual i can fuck with that
thanos car
that shit be nice asf wassup b i gotchu homiesexual i can fuck with that
thanos car
by Gianna's a trap September 6, 2018
Get the scat porn mug.A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009
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