captain save a ho 

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.

Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.

captain save a ho by D_style November 30, 2006

quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.

Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

quick-save syndrome by Crazy Tosh July 23, 2011

Don’t save her 

do not date her, don’t cuff her

“Don’t save her, she will break your heart.”

Don’t save her by knowledgeable teen November 2, 2019

What a save

When Extremexgamer21 is bottom of the leaderboard on rocket league and his teammate carrying him scores. In quick chat Extremexgamer21 then puts what a save to piss off his opponents despite being shit and only having two points himself.

Oh what a save!

What a save by Booniiii May 1, 2020

Jks Save 

An instance where the popular msn slang term "jks" acts as a safety net of sorts towards an individual trying and/or testing out a specific idea and/or thought on another individual. If afromentioned individual rejects said idea the rejected can quickly send a "jks!" immediately to quickly compensate for their epic failure.

An instance in where a "Jks Save" would best take effect..

Person 1 says (9:53 PM):
This is my new screen name: /wristxx it hurt to breathe /wristxx
Person 2 says (9:53 PM):
Lol there's an "s" in hurts faggot XD
Person 2 says (9:54 PM):
But don't don't anyway, that sounds incredigay
Person 1says (9:56 PM):
Don't worry it was totally jks!
Person 1 says (9:56 PM):
..lol

Jesus saves...but so does Jokes.

Jks Save by pewpewpew! September 3, 2009

captain save a hoe

Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.

A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)

A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'

See Captain Savin'

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main

captain save a hoe by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Select & Save 

A marvellous 24/7 store located in Broomhill, Sheffield. It is home to the infamous pone bone wine and £8 vodka.

When we say 24/7, we mean 24/7, 365 days of the year. They really love selecting & saving.

Beloved of students everywhere due to their erratic sleeping patterns and frequent need of alcohol and munchies.

King Edwards kids are just sour because they've starting ID'ing now.

May also be referred to as Nisa, by the elders, or spend and save by people fond of their Tesco-competing offers.

Student 1:It's 4am, where will I go to get doritoes/alcohol/pone bone?

Student 2: It's ok, select & save is open ;)

Select & Save by Maximator June 29, 2011