scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

sapericousajebt

(səp-âr-ĭk-ŭs-ə-jět)

1. (noun) The act of spelling a word incorrectly by at least eight letters, especially adding five letters of random choice after what would be the last letter of the actual word intended.

2. (adjective) Synonymous to the English word "suspicious", but typed or spoken in the devil's tongue.

"Don't do that, people might get sapericousajebt."

"...Suspicious?"

"Yeah, that."

by Lamisthebomb August 23, 2011

Sameron

A relationship between a brother and his bestfriend.

Hey Sameron! how you doing?

by A.E.S. November 16, 2016

shampert

shamperter shiminy shaperter shampert junior shamperter

isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior

by shamperter October 14, 2017

Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018