three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.

The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.

by StarFox September 4, 2003

Anarchy Salute

Where you kick a girl in her twat. Make her give u some angry head then before you blow ur load salute her and blow it in her face!

I gave Mallory the anarchy salute at the party last night

by xxKronicNinjaxx October 19, 2011

Horny Spanish Salute

The Act of saluting like a soldier while having sex and yelling out Yo quiero Taco Bell Puto!

I gave her the Old Horny Spanish Salute

by dickganker97 March 2, 2010

fire boat salute

While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.

I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Patriotic Tongue Salute

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

three fingered salute

three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.

CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...

Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager

Sam: Why this computer with Windows 7 will not unfreeze?
Robert: Try the three fingered salute.

by Rob215 June 23, 2010

one fingered salute

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007